"As a multi-tasking
woman of today, I can do very many things at once, especially with the help
of modern technology. With my portable phone, I can close a deal with an important
client while wiping a bottom! With my DVD player, I can quickly learn a new
language by watching my favorite movies in Spanish, Italian, German, or French!
"A TiVo would be just a delightful addition to our happy home. As the perfect
wife and mother, I am always looking for ways to improve my family life. Just
imagine, my husband would never have to miss another football game! On a whim,
we could dash to the beach to watch the sunset while the TiVo would digitally
record the details! I could help my son build a suspension bridge across the
back yard with all those videotapes we never use! I could cook in real time
with Martha Stewart using the pause and instant replay features!
"Truly, life with a TiVo would be wonderful beyond compare. Please give me a
free TiVo. You won't find a more genuinely deserving or grateful recipient And
I will never forget your act of kindness. On the other hand, you might get a
spanking if you don't."