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Sammy Sperm's Guide to Safe Sex


A hilarious ice-breaker for conversations about sex, intimacy, and relationships!

ISBN: 978-1-4610-6185-4

Sammy Sperm explains the 'ins' and 'outs' of safe sex (i.e. in suits of armor, long distance) and unsafe sex (i.e. with dangerous animals, in busy streets), much to the chagrin of Emily Egg.


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